A procrastinator’s guide to self-motivation

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The Procrastinator’s Playbook

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Are you feeling as motivated as a sloth on a Monday morning? Here’s a lighthearted look at self-motivation and how to hang in there when the going gets tough. So grab a snack (because let’s be real, snacks make everything better) and let’s dive in!

The Great Procrastinator’s Guide to Getting Things Done 

Procrastination is an art form, and we are all masters of it. But sometimes, even the best procrastinators need to get things done. So, how do you motivate yourself to tackle that mountain of work? Simple! Procrastinate procrastination! That’s right, instead of putting off your tasks, put off your procrastination. It’s procrastination-ception!

The Power of Positive Procrastination 

Okay, so you’ve procrastinated long enough and now you’re staring at a to-do list longer than a CVS receipt. Instead of feeling overwhelmed, why not tackle your tasks in order of least to most enjoyable? Start with the fun stuff (like watching cat videos) and work your way up to the less fun stuff (like doing your taxes). Before you know it, you’ll have crossed everything off your list and had a few laughs along the way.

The Lazy Person’s Guide to Success 

Who says you have to work hard to be successful? Not us! In fact, we believe that the lazier you are, the more successful you’ll be. How? By finding shortcuts, of course! Whether it’s using a robot vacuum to clean your house or outsourcing your work to your cat (they’re surprisingly good at typing), there’s always a lazy way to get things done.

The Art of Distraction 

Sometimes, the key to self-motivation is to distract yourself from the task at hand. And what better way to distract yourself than with a good old-fashioned dance party? Put on your favourite tunes, bust out your best dance moves, and before you know it, you’ll be ready to tackle whatever life throws at you. Plus, dancing burns calories, so it’s a win-win!

Embrace Your Inner Procrastinator 

Let’s face it, we’re all procrastinators at heart. Instead of fighting it, why not embrace it? Give yourself permission to procrastinate guilt-free, knowing that you’ll get things done eventually. After all, Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither is your to-do list.

From Couch Potato to Go-Getter

Do you ever find yourself lying on the couch, binge-watching your favourite show, and suddenly feeling a pang of guilt for not being more productive?

Embrace Your Downtime

First things first, let’s accept the fact that we all need a little downtime sometimes. And that’s okay! Instead of beating yourself up about it, use your downtime as a superpower. How? By finding ways to get things done with minimal effort. Think of it as efficiency, not downtime

Set Ridiculously Easy Goals 

Want to write a novel? Start by writing just one sentence a day. Want to get fit? Start by doing just one push-up. By setting small, achievable goals, you’ll build momentum and feel motivated to do more. Plus, you’ll feel like a superhero for accomplishing something, no matter how small.

Reward Yourself (with Food, Duh) 

Let’s be real, nothing motivates us more than the promise of a delicious treat. Whether it’s a slice of cake, a bowl of ice cream, or a bag of chips, use food as a reward for accomplishing your goals. Just don’t overdo it, or you’ll end up needing motivation to hit the gym.

Find Your Inner Sloth 

Who says you have to hustle and grind to be successful? Channel your inner sloth and take things slow. Break tasks into small, manageable chunks, and tackle them at your own pace. You’ll be amazed at how much you can accomplish with a little bit of patience and a whole lot of laziness.

Surround Yourself with  Geniuses 

They say you become the average of the five people you spend the most time with. So, surround yourself with geniuses who know how to get things done with minimal effort. Their genius will rub off on you, and you’ll find yourself being more productive without even trying.

Laugh at Yourself 

Let’s face it, life is too short to take everything so seriously. So, when you find yourself being lazy, laugh at yourself. Embrace your inner couch potato and remember that it’s okay to take a break every now and then. After all, even the most successful people need a Netflix marathon once in a while.

Keep the self-motivation momentum going!

So there you have it, a hilarious guide to self-motivation and hanging in there when the going gets tough. Remember, it’s not about how hard you work, but how smart you work. Life is too short to take everything so seriously. So laugh a little, procrastinate a little, and hang in there, champ!

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